"So in other words Lance has the sexy voice and we have each other."

"He's [J.C.] got a neelaphobia..needleaphobia. How do you say that? He's even afraid of like real pointy pencils."

"This is all about chicks for him [Joey]. I'm going to say it right now. This is all about chicks. He doesn't even like music, come to think about it, he doesn't like dancing either. This is all about chicks.."

"If we had auditioned everyone, I don't think Joey would have made it."

"You should quit us and then open for us." (to Joey)

"That was not funny, Justin. Not funny at all."

"Joey, go away! No, I'm serious Joey. Go away!"

"You want Justin's body, don't you? HUH?"

"You know Lance. Lance and his parties. He's SO L.A. He thinks he's Mr. L.A., so I let him do that. Lance has valet for the house. Lance is so L.A."

"Oh, yeah, like have you ever seen someone who's been dropped on their face onto concrete? That's what his girlfriends look like!"

"Joey loves his blow up... er, never mind!"

"Yeah, when Joey yawns he makes annoying sounds."

"JC's just cheesy! He's got all these bad pick-up lines and, I promise that the other day, he actually said to this girl, 'So, do you come here often?'"

"Joey has a hairy butt. He moons us all the time. That's how we know."

"I was gonna say how can you mispronounce JC? That's pretty bad."

"Joey, get off his lap."

"Oh, wait. Right now we'll clear out and show you that Lance really can't dance."

"Theme park, nothin', you were POOFU!" (about Lance)

"Joey is like Tickle Me Elmo."

"Lance has started juggling!"

"He once came home with a long and curly perm. It was whack."

"And we got Lance! The four of us are replaceable. Lance is irreplaceable. He's albino... Quit lying, he's a Mississippi albino... They're very rare in this part of the country."

"Well, we were all out albino hunting one day..."

"Lance likes Tasmanian devils, I like large bills"

"Oooh JC, we've been bad!"

"JC dances in front of the mirror quite a lot and makes all these crazy faces at himself!"

"When we're out shopping and we see a cool baby blue shirt were like, 'Oh man can't touch it, it's Justin's'."