"Entertainment Asylum...sounds like a place that I've been committed to."

"This is me at work. Hello, Chris at work!"

"Our next outfits are gonna have the buns cut out of them!"

"We were at the airport and my leg fell asleep. When I went to get up and take a step, my leg wouldn't go, so I fell right there in the middle of the airport."

"I drive my Nikes."

"Oh that's my hair, man. That's au natural. I was born with dreads. I was born with a weave."

"Me and my gran got into a knitting accident!" (talking about his hair)

"Hey, you can mess up the face....but definately not the hair!!!!!"

Finish this sentence: When I'm older.... Chris: "But I'm already old."

"My wife and two kids don't appreciate that question."

"I'm in love with an alien!"

"Wow! Everyone's an inny!"

"Look at the treeeeee!"

"There's a storm comin'! It's called El Niņa. Ya'll better get in!"

"Who took that 20 bucks from my pants pocket? I fell asleep on the plane and I woke up and there was 20 bucks missing and ya'll were grinning."

"I sliced it!" (Disney Special)

"I'm gonna hit him in his head!" (Disney Special)

"We're gonna take you all on!" (MTV All Access)

"Look here sandwich eatin' boy!" (From concert in Cincinnati, OH Sept. 2, 1999)

"The worst feeling in the world is when you stick your hand in a bowl of jelly and you don't wash it off. Now that's a bad feeling. It get's all sticky and crusty."

"I'm gonna sco-o-re tonight!" (referring to bowling)

"It's gonna be an iceberg for about 2 1/2 hours, then boom, a ship and it's over.. and maybe a couple of crying penguins."

"DUCK!" (everyone ducks and Chris innocently points to a duck) "Look, a duck..."

"I have a dog named french fry and a rock named large coke, but they're dead now." (kidding)

"I used to tell everybody I had a pet tree and I used to take it for walks in a wagon..and it used to go pee on dogs... but now I have a dog.."

"That hurts my butt! Ugh-ugh-ugh-ugh-ugh-ugh...."

"I'm just gonna ride one of the dogs... it's a little too dangerous and I could hurt something, like my face, on one of these horses." ('N The Mix)

"Don't kill me, PASS ME!" (MTV)

"DON'T TOUCH ME!"

"How many people can say 'Give *NSYNC a biscuit.'?" (TRL)

"Okay, let's all sit in the van and have hundreds and hundreds of people pounding on the van, just for practice."

"Get your hands off me, ya old poodleman!"

"I got the beef, you bring the buns!" (Blockbuster Ent. awards, 2001)

"Did you ever feel like you were being watched by flesh eating monkeys from outer space?"

"Pull my finger."

"Hey, I think I see a Loch Ness monster in my lake. Oh never mind, they're really big ducks."

"Look at that tree. Just look at it."

"FIRE, BABY, FIRE!"

"Can we get someone cuter to laugh at the jokes, please?"

"You see here in Orlando, we have trees that grow basketballs."

"And there is drool! And there is drool, there is drool on the paper!"

"Two penguins were on a boat getting some sun. One penguin says to the other, 'Would you please pass me the radio?' And the penguin says 'What do I look like a tomato?"

"I can't believe John Garabidian has a crotch mic. This is ridiculous, I am not doing this show anymore."

"I wish there was a rumor about me and a lot of girls. Let's start one!"

"I hope everyone leaves the show saying, 'Man Chris is hot'!"

"Look at the bees." (FuMan Skeeto video chat)

"What the heck are you?" (NSA 2000 tour skit)

"Oh no, it's a critter" (2001 POPODYSSEY tour skit)