"You know, I don't even think they put those out.. they're in a warehouse with the lost ark, from Raiders of the Lost Ark, and the 10 Commandments and the Holy Grail."

"I don't care. Tell me I am a jerk again, I don't care, just say it in French."

"Did you see when they were making fun of me? That was pretty sad too."

"I was held at the line!"

"Backstreet who?"

"That's the best!"

"For the love of Pete."

"Oh geez"

"I think I pulled something in my ass."

"I have Busta hairs all over me." (FuMan Skeeto video chat)

"Fine, just yell at me then!"

"If my foot didn't hurt like a bitch, oh, excuse my language..."

"Dude, this grilled cheese sandwich is disgusting, look, taste it."

"My dog just peed all over the kitchen floor. I'm sitting here cleaning it up now."

"I just closed my eyes, let go of the ball, and it went in."

"Three things I'd bring on a deserted island? I'd bring my skates, a coke machine, and the Spice Girls."

"UH! Those little bast... nevermind...."

"I don't know what kind of HBO special you think this is!"

"It's the headband thing: that stage of my life where I thought I was cool."

"Time to make the doughnuts!"

"It's like you're running in a forest, you're running in a forest, you're running in a forest and you hit a tree."